*3 girls in café*
Girl 1: "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world!"
Girl 2: "I think I have the best female hair in the world!"
Girl 3: "I think I have the highest female singing voice!"
*3 girls go to Guiness World Records*
*Girls come out*
Girls: "I can't belive Justin Bieber already holds all those records! :/